Real men try anything once

I'm not strong.

Hey, what the fuck are you looking at?

Sorry, dude.

You look like you're having a problem over there.

I don't have any problem. I just started peeing and I got the heart on.

I'm like, it's like you need some help with that heart on.

No, I don't need the help. Who's gonna help me?

I'll help you.

I'm not gay.

I wasn't calling you gay.

Close your eyes. Pretend it's a girl. Same thing.

Me?

Yeah.

You don't have to be gay to have a second dick.

How do I have to be gay?

We could just go somewhere, close your eyes, pretend it's a girl.

I gotta think you're a girl?

Yeah.

I'm gay.

You know what? I heard, and actually I've been told this, but guys suck dick a lot better than girls.

I've never heard of it. I think I've never had that kind of experience in my life.

Well, you should trust me. I promise. It'll be the best blowjob of your life.

Not sure about that, bro.

I guess I better get this shit off and let you pee then.

Alright.

I'm not gonna fucking bother.

You're just gonna be standing there all day then, man.

Come on man, I think you'll like it.

Yeah man, you should shut the fuck up and let me pee.

Fine, it's your deal.

Now this should do it.

well congratulations finally got it out so still got a boner though do you know

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