Randy sluts muff dive and finger fuck after stripping

Last night was completely crazy. I fell down the stairs.

Well, no, actually, technically I fell going up the stairs.

I don't know. But oh my god, Johnny, you should have seen him. It was amazing.

So hot.

Yeah, and he had that little button-up shirt on. Oh my god.

He is.

So, what are you doing today?

Damn it again.

I swear, not one thing I asked.

Ahem.

Uh.

*****, did you, are you kidding me?

Mom, hang on, I'm on the phone.

You know, you better hang that up before I disconnect it.

Let me call you back.

Now?

Okay, bye.

I only asked you to do a couple of things, and what are you doing?

Um, I'm sunbathing for a couple hours while it's still hot outside.

I'll get it done today. Sometime.

More sooner than later?

Yeah.

Alright, I better see your butt off that bench.

Okay.

And soon, please?

Okay, I will, Mom.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Hello. Sorry, I just got bitched at.

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