Randy dude meets a girl in the street and brings her home to fuck

Who's that blonde, dude?

She looks so nice, like wholesome.

That's all I need, dude. I need a girlfriend, man.

I'm sick of this fucking bikini shit.

That chick, she's probably only been with like one or two guys, dude.

Fuck, dude. I think she's gonna come out pretty soon, dude.

Let's just get some food, man.

Wait, wait. Hold on, dude. I want to talk to this girl.

Now, wait. Should I tell her I need a girlfriend or should I just pull that bikini shit on her?

Neither.

Dude, come on.

Tell her you need a taco.

A taco? Ooh, a pink taco, dude.

Wait, how about this?

We'll talk about the bikini, then we'll kind of pull the taco stuff in the audition.

But, dude, see, I want a nice girl, though.

She probably won't fuck me, but that's a good way to see if she's really wholesome.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, shit, dude. Here she comes.

All right, don't fuck this up, dude.

What are we doing? Bikini modeling or what?

I don't know. Flip a coin, man.

Dude, fuck, tell me.

Uh, do the bikini modeling.

What do we do?

Fuck, dude. People driving around, dude. They're gonna see us picking her up.

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