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I don't really know what to do. Can you tell me some more about yourself?

Well, I'm a hot young surfer. I have a smooth hairless body.

Um, what does the ad say?

Uh, 175 pounds of all man muscle.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah. I don't think you're telling the truth.

Um, sounds to me like you're kind of fat and you're a smoker.

Nah, nah.

Well, um, I don't know, you're probably balding and all that. I've heard a lot of these aren't very true.

Um, thanks anyway though.

Ah, fuck you.

Bullshit.

This one sounds good.

18 year old.

Gorgeous hairless chest.

Hairless legs.

Nice butt. Big dick.

Probably some fat slob.

Hi, I'm calling about your ad in the Frontiers.

Hi, how are you?

I'm okay.

Well, I've called a couple other ones and they sound kind of funny and I haven't really done this very much.

Can you tell me something about yourself?

Sure. I'm about 5'11". I've got blonde hair, blue eyes.

I've just got a smooth body, nice tight ass, and a pretty big dick.

And I'm pretty fucking horny today.

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