Randy babe gets to fuck a navy seal

Take that drink now.

Thank you. - So what's your name?

Oh, my name's Gene, but they call me the Whopper for some reason.

I've been on this ship for six months and I still haven't been able to figure it out.

So who are you? - Cindy's aunt.

You are? Well, where is she right now?

She had to go babysitting. - Babysitting?

She's supposed to go to the movie tonight with me.

It's Wednesday night, feature night.

It's Tuesday night. - Tuesday night?

Oh, that accounts for her not being here, huh?

We've been planning this date for six months.

We planned this date through a letter, because on ship we don't have no phones and I can't call out.

So I gotta write to her and make a date.

How can I be off by one day? Six months planning and one day off, I don't understand.

I've been out to sea so long my balls are salty.

That's all right, it's all entertaining tonight.

Then just think, you still have a date tomorrow night.

They've got these nice dresses here. I can see right through that.

That's great. I can see right in there.

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