RagingStallion - Getting Off At Work Increases Productivity
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Riley Mitchel, Colby Tucker
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As you all know, we've been trying to explore new ideas of Rambo productivity and make the
work environment fun, right?
Yeah?
Alright, well, did you guys end up seeing that Buzzkill post about jerking off in the
workplace?
Well, according to the article, there was this groundbreaking study that people who
jerk off at lunchtime have more productive afternoons.
Ha ha!
Fake news!
Really?
Come on, we've all done it.
Curtis, man, I heard you going to town the other day in the stall.
I told you it was him!
I literally hate you.
Prank one out in the middle of the day in a nice, safe, clean environment with, like,
no stigma.
So, I actually have the old server grid we were cleared after this.
Yeah, we did the walls.
Isn't it great?
I officially christen this space the Masturbation Station.
Are we being punked?
Alright, who's going to break it in first?
Look, we're even streaming porn on a widescreen TV.
How **** is that?
I'm out.
Riley, you're up first.
No way!
Fine, whoever nuts first gets a $300 bonus.
Seriously?
Yeah, seriously.
Okay.
See?
We bet.
Well, Curtis, sorting hat.
Colby.
Come on.
Don't be shy.
They're only cocks.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
I'm just going to whip it out right here.
What?
It's $300.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
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