Professor Has a foreign student

There's no smoking on school grounds.

But I am an exchange student.

Well, you're an exchange student.

You got the packet, right?

They give you a packet.

I don't know.

They give you a packet that explains the school rules.

You can't smoke on school grounds.

No, no.

Why?

Put the cigarette down.

Great.

Okay.

What's your name?

I am Jose Amoné.

You're supposed to be in my orientation class.

No, they didn't give you a schedule?

I don't understand.

Okay, let's go inside and I'll explain it to you.

Come on.

Go ahead and have a seat right here.

I mean, I figured you're a foreign exchange student.

You came here, you wanted to learn.

Do you have any questions?

I mean, do you know why you're at the university?

No.

Do you care?

No.

Of course not.

I want to be able to help.

I mean, I really do.

Can you tell me what I can do?

What can I do to help you?

Yes, teach me English.

Teach you English?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, the first thing we've got to do to teach you English is you've got to get rid of the gum.

What?

Just spit the gum out for me.

Can you?

That's awesome.

There, thanks.

Where exactly?

Yeah, where?

Hey, um, yeah, um, well, um, well, uh, maybe, you know, there's a certain something about you.

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