Prince of Suburbia - (PT 02)

It's been a couple weeks.

Oh wait.

Maybe?

Oh right, right, right.

I was going at it in the pink room.

Completely spaced on that.

Please do. Turn my fuck up into a show.

Look dude, if you're gonna get caught, that's the kind of girl you want to be caught by.

Oh, whoops. My bad. Damn, I can't go anywhere and jerk it off in here.

right here.

Dude, she isn't just looking at your dick, she is lusting after it.

And the last time I saw that look, my girlfriend was looking at a cheesecake.

Damn it, I keep saying girlfriend.

My brain is retarded.

It's been like two years.

Whatever.

Whatever.

Just dropping it.

Glad she didn't hear or I'd be fucking getting my ass kicked.

I'm sorry?

What is about to go down here?

No, I don't.

Dude that was a hell of a dream.

I was hoping it was reality but, dream's still cool.

PS3, so one of my favorite consoles.

Only because you can still use the Playstation Network to download old Playstation 2 games.

I say that because people are like "oh just buy a PS2" well I can go get Suikoden 2 for

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