Pretty Thief Jeremy Spreadums Caught Stealing by Cop

Straight Teen Jeremy Spreadums Caught Shoplifting And Disciplined By Officer

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Should he still be on your phone?

One second, my stepdad's talking to me.

It was like 10 55.

Listen, I just want to spend some time with you.

Anything you want to declare before we get started?

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No. I don't even know why I'm here.

All right.

So all that for this little guy, huh? Fucking pregnancy test?

I'm sorry, my girlfriend's pregnant.

When I ask you a question, that's when you can talk.

You ever had D with you?

Have you ever ****** anything prior?

No.

Alright, so why a pregnancy test, man?

Like, what the fuck?

What if you are pregnant?

You're gonna get an elbow?

It's for my girlfriend. I'm sorry.

I freaked out. I didn't know what to do.

Alright, well, we got a bit of a process to go through, but, um...

Yeah.

Okay, uh, we're gonna do some pictures first.

So I'm gonna have you move that chair from underneath you.

We're gonna take some photos.

Alright.

Face that way.

Maybe a little less attitude.

Keep facing that way.

Okay. Face the other way.

All right.

Everything on this ID is current?

Yeah, everything's good.

Still have 774 Palm Ave?

Yeah.

Okay.

All right, well, I gotta go run this ID.

I'll be back in a bit.

So, do you want to explain to me why you stole this pregnancy test?

I just...

Because that's fucking crazy to me, like you're a teenager.

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Pretty Thief Jeremy Spreadums Caught Stealing By Cop