Pretty blonde floozie with perky tits enjoys having good old brown on the stairs

Oh my God, I've got to be there in 20 minutes,

and my goddamn caterer is not here,

and I already fucking put a deposit down for him.

God.

Typical in Hollywood, they fucking show them every fucking month.

I'm still in there.

I still have to try out screwing the goddamn stewardess on a fucking airplane.

Is this the right address?

Hi.

Who are you?

I'm the caterer.

Sorry I'm late, there was like this snafu with the cappuccino machine,

it was blowing spuds everywhere.

I have a soccer game to attend.

I'm the mom.

Excuse me, who fucking let you in?

Did my little rugrat let you in?

Yeah, they were just running around.

Tommy, if you let another stranger in, you're getting a whooping!

Anyway, um...

So where would you like me to start?

My assistant should be here with the truck.

What the fuck?

I have **** on a soccer field waiting for hot dogs, hamburgers, and bean dip with Fritos.

So what am I supposed to do if we don't get there in 20 minutes?

We'll be fine, I'm sure my assistant will be here later.

It's my turn to provide the snacks,

and I went all out hiring you dumb fucks from Hollywood.

Of course you little flaky bastards are always late, just like my husband.

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