POV Pissing by a pond on a sunny autumn day after drinking too much coffee and being caught out

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On an awesome road trip I got caught short between towns so we needed to make a little detour so I could have a pee outside which obviously meant that I had to film it for you

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Hello! Oh gosh it's bright. We are on a little road trip to Pinedale and I need a wee wee.

And so we have just stopped by this little lake. Oh it's so bright and sunny. And yeah,

I'm not sure what ******'s been down here but there's some big old footprints and Uncle

Motherfucker has just gone, oh just a second, to turn round I think. Let's get some pretty

lake in the background. I've been drinking coffee with real caffeine in, oh it's a real

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coffee with caffeine, so I'm a proper fucking chatterbox and I also really need a wee wee.

So I thought I would bring you with me. Right, I need to treat myself to a waterproof phone

I think because that would be, oh! I'm such a ninny. Right, let's get the finger ring

out on the back. And I cannot see the screen so I hope this is good. Oh it's floating

and splashing all over my leg. Oh and there's a little, oh and all over my phone. There

we go. You see? I've got this, oh, cloth hanky. I way prefer wiping my noo-noo with fabric

because tissue paper makes it go, oh, it's like having thrush but not having thrush.

I'm getting picked up, oh!

I'm falling over in my, oh, in the footprints of whatever it is. Anyway, oh, let me have

a quick body flash.

A wee wee hanky. Let's get me in the sun and then cover me back up again. Oh my god, doing

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