Porno Dan's Big Black Cock Challenge
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Dan knows about a magic potion that will solve this issue. The only catch that it has a side effect. To have such a big cock, you'll turn into a handsome black stud. How cool is that, right?
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Wake up, princess.
Oh, oh, what the hell's this? What are you doing?
It's your princess crown. You're always ********. Wake up, princess.
Oh, God.
Look, look, look. It's daylight.
I'm tired.
You've been ******** all day.
I'm weak. I'm tired.
Oh, my God.
I need my rest.
Do you have rent?
Uh, no.
Why don't you have rent? It's late.
I don't have a job.
How many times have I told you I'll hire you?
I don't want to do porno.
You'd be great at porno.
Look at the other guys who do it. How happy they are.
Well, they do seem happy, I suppose.
You get to have sex with beautiful women all the time.
Well, this is true, yeah.
You'd be great at it.
You just need something to up your confidence.
Like what?
Well, rumor has it there's a magic potion out there.
And this magic potion will turn you into the biggest stud in the world.
You'll be like fucking pornzilla. Bam! Bam!
You'll be doing the ding-a-ling dance all over fucking town.
Yeah? The ding-a-ling dance?
The ding-a-ling dance.
That sounds...
You'll be loving it.
That sounds pretty cool.
You'll be the captain of the Puss-head Patrol.
Okay. Where's this potion?
You've got to find it.
Oh.
It's going to be a long and arduous process
because this potion hasn't been seen in quite some time.
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