PORNFIDELITY Penny Pax and Mike Keep Each Other Warm
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Penny and Mike have been best friends for years and are now roommates that have somehow never hooked up. When the heat goes out, they decide to bundle up and use alcohol to keep themselves warm.
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Let's see what I have in here today.
Like always, fucking nothing.
All I got is fucking cheese and wine.
I need to do some shopping.
Ralph, it's fucking freezing in here.
Yeah, I just got off the phone with the landlord
and he said the repairman won't be here until tomorrow.
So, we're fucked.
No, why don't you just call another repairman?
I'm not paying for that shit.
Okay, you have this big ass house
and you're short on money.
Yes, I am.
Then maybe you could do me a favor
and instead of getting the heat turned back on,
how about you go out and buy me a little space here?
My mother just said I don't have the money.
I had a really expensive date last night.
They're like 30 bucks, come on.
Maybe since you're my best friend,
you could help me out and spot me the money.
I am giving you a fair deal on the living here, so.
Look, I totally would,
but I don't get paid until Friday.
Well, I don't get paid until next week, so.
Come on, you don't have 30 bucks.
No, I don't have 30 dollars.
You don't have the 30 dollars either.
Oh my God.
You know what we could do?
I have only liquor in the fridge.
Maybe we could just drink some *****
and go on the couch, that'll warm us up.
I'm not getting all cuddly with you.
I never said anything about cuddling.
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