Pop with big stick is drilling her hairy twat

I didn't know we were going on a God damn hike.

Maybe you should quit smoking.

Damn that shit.

I'm starting to re-cant, okay, I'm good.

Okay, whoa.

Hold on, hold on.

Oh, let me just--

Jim, come on, we're just about there.

Maybe help me get up here.

No, I can't.

Jim, stop.

Sorry about that.

Okay.

Woo, let's take a look at the view.

This is great up here.

Isn't it?

You're like the total extreme chick,

mountain climbing, skateboarding.

You're smoking, Jim.

I think it's the crack.

Cracker Jack.

Hey, let's go sit down over there.

Cool, there's a rug to sit on.

And a rug.

It's a bum's rug.

The San Fernando Valley.

We're at the top of the world.

How old were you the first time you came to LA, Shayla?

Oh, it was way back when I was 21, four months ago.

And here we are.

Well, like I told you,

I wanna get some pictures of you

overlooking the whole valley.

Yeah, that'd be cool.

Why don't we start with taking off your shirt?

I'll get a few pictures.

My little camera here.

Yeah.

All right.

Voila, naked girl

above the San Fernando Valley.

This is Shay Lamar reporting live

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