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whether it's the small things.
All the big things.
What are you counting down to this Christmas?
One time on Twitter, I heard Ariana was pregnant.
So I got pregnant so we could be pregnant at the same time.
Turns out it was just a rumor.
Ariana Grande told me my hair looks sexy, Marshmallow.
She's not wrong.
Ariana broke off an engagement, so I
found a guy to propose to me, and I broke off an engagement.
I heard she's a lesbian now and dating
some chick called Aubrey.
It's fucking sick.
I heard if you record her ******* and play it backwards,
it sounds like Fantasia.
Ariana says honest to God, not the app.
So I decided to punch myself in the face.
It was awesome.
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