Please Kick Me Again

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All right, newbie. Newbie.

Do your knees hurt?

Hey, you. Do your knees hurt?

No, they're fine.

Oh, I wasn't asking.

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I wasn't thinking through about it.

It's not good, because they hurt, but we'll have to work on that one.

All right, stand up.

Turn around. Face my camera.

My fans need to see this.

Now, here's the way this is going to go.

We're going to kick you in the balls.

We're going to try and break you.

Or get bored with jellyfruits first.

You're going to say, "Kick me some more, please," after every kick.

And if you can't take any more, that's all that you'll say to me.

And I'm not really concerned if we make a difference.

That's not my problem. Don't make it my problem.

Understood.

Good. All right, then. Shall we proceed?

Wait, I have a question.

I have an answer.

I thought tall guys had big ears.

No, they don't.

Oh, not always.

Okay.

Unfortunately.

So, anyhow.

You know, you might want to change your shoes.

I don't want you to fall.

You're right.

Either your boobs or your other penis.

Absolutely gorgeous.

Okay, so I'm starting.

And don't flinch and shit, because I don't want you swinging.

You know what? Keep kicking him.

I'm going to throw the boobs on, because it's actually hurting my foot, and I don't like it.

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