Playing with myself

We would like to make you an offer.

Offer, I mean a- I- I- I see you're a kind of human person.

We'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse.

We will not break this business.

Hey, don't shut us out!

I mean, don't shut me, a singular human type person out, until you see this!

Look at that!

What is it?

It is a toilet plunger.

Poopa!

To steal all that hot people bow down and drink.

It will be yours for the long hauling, but three specialties with only twice our-

Ehh!

1,290 house tax.

It's unmarked though.

I mean, turn it unmarked though!

I mean, I didn't say anything!

Now what?

Oh, Poopa!

You do, Dagger, you do!

Oh, you mean me?

Dear Mr. Criminal Grinch, please take care of my baby.

His daddy worked at a bank, so he likes money.

So please put him on the table by the button.

Sincerely, Tim.

I mean, uh, baby's mom.

Come on, you lose no time!

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas and all that!

I say, I must!

Soon, I'll have you.

Let the rain hear me.

You dare?

I'm not giving you choice.

The ones you stole are my best little acquaintance.

Yay!

Uh-oh, he's gonna hurt us all.

Gotta do something.

What do you want me to do?

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