Pizza Slut

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All Shaundam wanted was a nice hot juicy pizza but his delivery driver decided to eat some of his pizza on the way to bring it, so she had to do a little extra to make up.

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Yeah.

It's just a one.

Oh, okay.

It's a medium. I think that's what you ordered.

Medium cheese pizza, right?

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Yeah, yeah.

All right.

Yep.

I got a tip for you.

Yeah, that's it.

Here's your tip.

The hot one out there, huh?

Yeah, here you go.

Oh.

Thanks for--

Wow.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Okay, be on my way.

Hold on a second.

What?

Yeah?

Oh.

What the fuck is this?

Uh-uh.

Give me my money back.

Nope.

Give me my fucking tip back.

But it's--

Give me my tip back now.

What is this shit all over your face?

I don't know.

Have you been eating my fucking pizza?

Oh, yeah.

Uh.

It's so good.

Right? Isn't it?

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

You ever had this place?

Not like you haven't already had it.

You're so hungry.

Okay.

Yeah.

I love cheese pizza.

Is cheese pizza your favorite pizza?

It's my favorite.

How would you know?

Oh, no.

Mm.

I actually made this one.

Oh.

Yeah.

Made it myself and delivered it, so I know.

It's good.

What happened to all the sausage that was supposed to be on the pizza?

Sausage?

I didn't order a cheese pizza.

You didn't?

No.

I ordered a sausage pizza.

Oh.

Well.

We must have messed up then.

Ooh.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

I shouldn't forget the meatballs, huh?

Mm-hmm. Definitely.

Right?

Did you order those?

No.

No?

No, but you get them.

It don't matter.

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