Pissy mommy making lemonade for her dirty boys
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I was absolutely desperate piss and couldn't make it to the loo in time so pissed in a jug all of two feet away! Haha. Yup, would have totally wet myself if I'd actually made it to the toilet. It's pretty damn awesome though as you get to see how big me pee is! Then, as so often happens, I got totally distracted by sniffing my smelly pussy fingers. Because fuck my life, it smells fucking insanely incredible! Like just so unbelievably delicious!
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Hello, hello, how are you? I am looking fuzzy.
Oh god, this phone camera is shit, I'm sorry.
I am fucking desperate for a wee wee.
Oh, you know what I might do?
Let's clean it.
Let's clean the jug.
Not that you can really see it, is it?
Okay, now I see it clearly.
Oops.
Oh, sit down there, sorry.
Low battery.
Doodah, come up.
Now I need to wipe my bits.
Wipe my bits.
Oh, no, not that one.
Not that one.
Let's go with these ones, they're semi-dry.
I gave the entire load a wash the other day
because what had happened was things...
Oh, my friends with benefits had had a shower
before we got down to business, just before I went away recently.
And you've got to move the bin, otherwise it gets shower drips in it
and then wet inside.
And so, yeah, they'd got wet in there.
And then, what happened?
Oh, I didn't realise I went away and it went all musty and mouldy.
And so, yeah, I gave them all a wash,
even though it was the top half that needed doing.
I got some new scent boosters.
Oh, happy days.
That is such a nice smell.
Yeah, so I washed them all, but they are not dry yet.
And so I grabbed a couple of them, which are kind of dry.
Oh, my God, that smells amazing.
Let's get some more Percy juice.
Oh, yeah.
Put my sunnies on.
No, not sunnies, they're anti-blue light glasses.
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