Pissing on a Plane with some Bonus Farting at the End

On my way to see my SSBHM co-star content creator fella in America for Christmas, I popped for a last minute pee before we landed. And just kinda stayed there chatting

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I forgot, I forgot to play.

J: I'm so excited to play.

I need to pee.

I'm so excited to play.

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I'm so cold, I've got really flimsy clothes on

and they're wet because I spilt my water bottle

on me whilst I was *****ing.

And it's... oh my god I'm so cold.

And it's only 3 degrees outside.

J: I'm so cold.

I don't even know if it would keep you with me,

but I need to squeeze a little and I'll go out.

Oh my God, I'm so tired.

English time is five o'clock on Tuesday,

like five p.m. on Tuesday.

And apart from the fever, I feel the pain.

Since getting up at 10am on a cold Friday morning

I've had like a total of 8 hours *****.

It's not quite feeling...

You can see my pouting face.

I'm so cold.

I'm ready for ********.

And I'm not paying any attention to my diet for the last few days.

Because I've been concentrating on American adventures.

My teeth are...

Yes, dentists in Britain are a pain in the arse.

They just don't seem to exist.

I'm not... I'm only an agent in the movie.

But my teeth and gums are screwed from chemo as a ***.

It's like long term side effects and consequences and things.

And...

Yeah.

Well, I love smoking.

I love smoking.

And obviously it's bad for you.

And it just seems that...

childhood cancer survivors who smoke, they have worse effects.

...

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Pissing on a Plane with Some Bonus Farting at the End