Pissing my pants as requested by a fan

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Bursting for a piss upon getting home I dashed to the loo and pulled my trousers down but not my undies

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Oh gosh, hello there, hello, hello.

I've just got home from walking buddy boo

and I really need that loo.

But somebody said that they,

hey, oh!

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Oh, I've got some nightgowns on.

Oh, it's really warm in here.

Just a second, let's get naked.

Oh, Jesus Christ, Rachel, let's not do that.

I've got two phones, my signal around here is,

well, for a number of reasons.

Signal around here is shocking.

So, that's basically one phone that works at home

and one phone that works out of the belt.

Although they both work in both places, but it varies.

So, and then also when I am busy

doing uploading stuff on one phone and whatever.

Can be.

No, but we're not playing mate.

Using the other one.

So, because last summer people were getting really miffed

at me for taking ages to reply.

And I'm like, I can't do anything.

My phone's doing stuff and I didn't have,

I just had basic internet

because I just needed basic internet.

And now I've got some, the best stuff

that will service my place.

So, it means that videos take minutes to upload

instead of hours, which is super happy making.

Anyway, I don't know why I'm just focusing on my face

when I'm.

No, no.

So, oh, he's literally dropped it in my shorts.

No, they're not shorts, they're trousers.

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