Pissed Pissing on an Amazing, Impromptu Night Out

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Already seen by some online, I wanted to add this to my collection of peeing videos in Pissing Paradise. It was filmed a few months ago when I'd officially become single after making a joke to my boyfriend who was on a pause, about one of the most hurtful things he did/said last Christmas when I'd flown 5,000 miles to be with him, but he treated me like he hated me whilst treating his side bitch of two months like a fucking Queen. He claimed that her four hour drive was equal to my 24-36 hour journey! So after making a joke regarding that which saw me deleted and blocked everywhere, I went out and got pissed! It was so very needed as I met some fab people, one of whom was a massive fan of mine! Which lead to lots of hysterical laughter!

Video Transcription

See you, man.

Take care.

See you, fella.

Hello.

I might be rather pissed.

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Oh, no.

I'm making a video.

Now, I need to go for a wee.

So I just might maybe start recording.

Oh, my god.

Now, I don't know if X-Factor are going to allow it,

because I'm so *****.

But we shall see.

Sorry?

Oh, no.

I'm OK with this one.

Thanks.

I'm going to just stop by for a drink on my way home.

What's an orange, y'all?

This is my song.

--new.

And after however long, like six months or so,

they changed it to two minutes, which wasn't so bad.

But then they changed it to five minutes.

And I'm like, well, that means pissing videos

are kind of out of the question when it comes to ending

a draft of new.

So if I create a video of a couple of minutes,

it's quite often a couple more minutes of me just--

most popular videos, which have had like 300,000 or 400,000

views, and are like three or four minutes long,

don't qualify anymore.

They like back-to-practice things.

And it's made it a fucking joke.

And so now--

oh, hello there.

I'm absolutely mortified.

You're an absolute--

--embarrassment.

Just transferred you 63 pounds.

What the fuck?

Cunt.

Absolute cunt.

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