PIE4K. Silly Peter and his Muse

And you've called on me.

Right?

You summoned me.

I'm here to inspire you.

But don't get it confused.

I will not be doing your work for you.

I just want to be your inspiration.

I got it!

It's the high validation system.

Also, shit, high cohesion and coupling.

You know, I've seen a lot of movies.

Usually there's some kind of repayment or something to...

Oh, you are so silly.

You see, I'm a muse, not some grimy demon.

I'm here to help you finish your work and I'm not leaving until you do.

But I will say, there is one tiny little stipulation.

See, in order for my inspiration to be pure, you can't defile me.

Defile you? What?

You can do whatever you'd like with me as long as you don't mess up my perfect balance.

Okay.

Alright.

So, anything, huh?

Anything you'd like.

I wanted to do this.

Anything you'd like.

Just don't forget about your work.

Oh, of course not.

I have to get it done.

It's my whole purpose.

This is so distracting. What if I wanted to do something like this?

Oh, well I guess that's your fault.

Don't forget about work.

Can't forget about the work.

I think you could be able to focus a lot better if you helped me a bit more.

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