PIE4K. Destination Insemination

Great to meet you.

Consemination in Kent.

Marcello, how are you doing?

Nice to meet you, Marcello.

Wow, I'm really hoping you can help.

My wife is very, very clinically depressed.

I'm sure you get lots of people like that, right?

Yeah, I was going to say, we're very sympathetic to that.

It's often the case.

Well, let me lift you, huh?

I'm here to help.

Hi!

Hi there!

I'm Alexia.

Lovely to meet you, Alexia.

Nice to meet you.

My name's Clark.

Agent Kent from the insemination agency.

Okay.

So, I have some profiles here.

We have over 2,000 natural insemination projects.

Different profiles.

What I've done is I've selected the top three, what I think are the top three.

You guys.

So you can pick and choose.

Okay, I'm ready to hear it.

Great.

So our first one, Italian ancestry.

He's a biology professor with three college degrees.

He's a smart cookie.

Italian, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

How does that sound?

I don't think any of this is the right sound.

No?

Yeah, I think there's been a misunderstanding.

We need this right about fucking now.

How tall are you?

Me?

I'm just over six feet tall.

Babe, gloves.

Here we go.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, we're in a hurry here.

I could search more profiles.

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