Pics Or It Didn’t Happen

Bye.

What just happened?

I just dumped my boyfriend.

I kind of overheard, but like...

He's fucking around on you or what?

He's been fucking his ex.

How did you catch him?

She took pictures of them together at a hotel and tagged me in them.

Oh shit, that's like...

Like she wanted you to catch them.

I cannot believe this bitch.

Ugh.

Yeah, I want to get revenge.

I mean, I shouldn't get involved.

I'm not going to go beat this guy's ass.

Why don't you just, like, move on?

No, not that.

I mean, you're a cute girl. You can find somebody else.

I just need you to let me take pictures with your dick.

What the fuck? You're my stepsister.

That would be so weird if people knew you took pictures with my dick.

They wouldn't know it's your dick.

They'd just see a guy's dick.

And they wouldn't know it's yours.

Come on. It's not like we haven't done that kind of stuff before.

I know, but like we're supposed to keep that a secret.

Yeah, but it will be a secret.

It's just going to be me and the dick in a photo.

Like, but whose dick are you going to say it is?

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