Picnic at a beach leads to sex with bombshell!

Take your shoes off.

I will, thanks.

Girls, should I get some drinks?

Definitely.

Yeah.

Please.

Here, let me take that.

Oh, thank you.

You'd think I'd be able to handle it with all the waitressing I did in college.

So how's practice going?

I had no idea I'd be this involved when I took the job.

Come on, it's football. How hard could it be?

What, he doesn't play?

You don't play?

Afraid not.

Does Jake know?

He thinks I can. Only Mark knows.

Oh, he's gonna kill you.

Yeah, that seems to be the general idea.

No worries, I can help.

You?

Yeah, I have five brothers.

I was a hell of a center and not a bad quarterback either.

Great, so you can give me some pointers?

I'll have you playing like a pro in no time.

Oh, great. You just gotta do me one favor.

You gotta keep it a secret from the rest of everybody else.

No problem.

Oh, cool. Great. Let's go.

Oh, he arrives.

Yeah, I'd hate to sound like your mother, but you're late.

I'm sorry, I was taking care of a little business.

Oh, no shit, man.

Throw him the ball.

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