PHILAVISE-Gamer gives a pie featuring Angel Amour

I have a bit of a problem and I was hoping you could help me.

Oh, don't we all have problems?

I really want to go to this concert but I don't have gas money.

Oh, gas money is always a bitch, isn't it?

You did say you'd always help me out with money if I needed it.

Did I?

Uh-huh.

Oh, I don't... I guess you called me at the wrong time.

I'm not sure if I have... I'm not sure if I have... Maybe I have it in my pants. I don't know.

You have it in your pants?

Um, no, no, maybe. I was thinking of something...

Do you want me to get it for you?

No, I was thinking of my pants in my bag over there. Maybe I have some. I don't know.

You said you would help me out. How am I supposed to get to this concert? I don't have gas money.

You really want to go to the concert that bad?

Maybe I could give you a blowjob and then you would get up and give me the gas money?

What?

Really?

Are you serious?

I really want to go to this concert.

And if... if our...

I don't know how I'm going to be able to play chess while...

Just play your stupid game.