PHILAVISE-Donating my sperm to pay the rent

You know, uh, Connor?

I was fired today.

I went out driving and I thought, what could I do?

What is the solution to this?

Because we don't want to get kicked out.

Rent is due.

This will be our second month late.

Or is it our third?

Are you serious?

This is when you need to step up and be a man for this family.

Which brings me to this.

What is that?

Connor, there comes a time in every man's life when he must prove himself to be just that.

A man.

Today I need your help, sweetheart.

Today I need you to show up for this family by giving me your semen.

Apparently, people pay a lot of ********* cum loads.

You have sperm to give.

I don't know what the problem is.

But I literally cannot make myself cum.

Well, first of all, I'm so sorry to hear about it, honey.

I got two hands.

I got a pair of teats.

Are you serious? I guess.

I mean, yeah.

That's literally the situation we're in right now, isn't it?

I mean, we're in dire straits here.

Now you just sit back and relax.

And you let me take care of everything.

I used your semen to save this house, baby.

I'm just glad I can help.

You are so helpful.

I have the fucking ball.

I guess we do.

That's right.

And it's time to make that touchdown, baby.

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