Petite Solo Pleasures

And the only thing this thief has to look forward

to after a year in Utah jail is a two-year hitch

behind bars in Wyoming.

One of the most amazing riot situations

I've ever heard about happened in Wisconsin,

where a riot happened at the same time and place

every year.

But the twist was how the police put it into a job.

Across Wisconsin, for several years,

students have turned to celebration

after an annual canoe race and joyous street prizes.

They arrive by the busload, eager to join in.

This year, the police will have their hands full.

As the number of students increases,

so does the number of police.

The officers hope their early presence on the scene

will help maintain order.

But all too soon, the police are ***** to make arrests

for disorderly conduct.

By 2 AM, the mob has tripled in size.

Full of fear and bravado, a few ringleaders

spur the others on to violence.

The crowd responds to a rap by throwing bombs.

The situation is rapidly spinning out of control.

At half past 2, the enrailed mob pushes its way

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