Petite redhead babe gives head to handsome dude

The hell was that?

I just saw a rollerblading fairy!

Hold on, I gotta call you back.

The heck?

John, you are not going to believe what I just saw.

What?

I just saw a rollerblading ferry.

What the fuck, man?

Shit, I see all those all the time, man.

I go out to West Hollywood, go clubbing,

they're always fucking rolling around out there.

I've never seen one around here.

Wait, a ferry?

What do you mean a ferry?

Like a fag?

No, I just saw this ferry about this high rolling down the street.

Oh, man, you've been drinking.

I'm not ******** you.

You've been drinking again?

No, I have not been drinking.

Are you still on your medication?

Not at all.

Well...

I'm not lying to you.

I swear, I was right outside, right out front.

Just going down the street, a ferry on roller skates?

Yeah.

Was it a man?

No, it was a little woman.

A little woman?

Why do you call her a ferry?

Was she dressed funny or something?

It was a ferry, I'm telling you.

I'm not seeing things.

It was a ferry rolling down the street.

There she goes now.

There she is, I swear.

I'm telling you.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, this is fucking nuts. I've been here too long. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

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