Pervs on Patrol - Tony Rubino Skylar Vox - Dylan Takes a Dip

Pervs on Patrol - Tony Rubino Skylar Vox - Dylan Takes A Dip - MOFOS

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Hey.

Hey, how's it going?

Good.

How are you?

Good.

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Good.

My name's Dylan.

I moved in next door.

I think you met my dad.

Yeah, yeah.

I was talking with your dad yesterday

when you guys-- he was getting rid of the truck and everything.

Yeah.

The roofers out there.

Yeah, yeah.

So he said you were cool.

And so what happened is our pool is dirty,

and it's still being cleaned.

And for some reason, the community pool is closed.

I'm not sure why.

The **** were throwing stuff in it, and it got contaminated.

I don't know.

These--

That sucks.

Yeah.

OK.

So I was wondering, since I'm from up north,

I mean, I've been dying to get in the pool lately,

because we didn't have a pool up in Colorado where I'm from.

So I just thought, would it be cool if I could use your pool?

What?

I mean, no.

No, I was actually filming my landscape because I got my gardener coming tomorrow.

So I was like filming all the stuff that I wanted him to take care of.

No, look, it's cool because, I mean, honestly, like, I saw you talking to my dad and so I

was like, "Wow, I'm going to be a dad."

I was like, "Wow, I'm going to be a dad."

I saw you, I don't know, I thought you were cute.

So I thought maybe I could just come in, say hi, and hang out with you.

Oh, wow.

I mean, I definitely like what I saw. I'd love to see a little bit more.

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