Partners in Crime, Partners in Lust: Emma and River's Friendship Gets Tested

This is a felony if I have ever seen one.

I'm gonna have to do my job.

I'm gonna have to pat you all down.

There are approximately 27 million active shoplifters

in our nation today.

American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft.

We didn't do anything.

I'm just gonna make sure that there's nothing on her, okay?

Why don't you take off your clothes

while I'm having your friend out, okay?

I'm so sorry.

It's not like we did anything wrong.

The feeling is very wrong.

We're gonna do a cavity search,

but you're gonna have to get really in here.

In the business of retail,

there are two separate but equally important parties,

the teen shoplifter that tries to steal the merchandise

and the loss prevention officer who stands in their way.

We got the thief, over.

Relax, I'm just gonna do a quick search.

There's nothing, I promise.

I can't really tell, all right?

You gotta give me a little bit more.

Just enjoy yourself a little bit right now.

Are we leaving?

You two can come over here

and we'll talk about that, all right?

Once caught, these officers need to make sure

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