Paradise Lust - (PT 01)

Oh yeah, if daddy's not around, fuck 'em.

I'm all up for family, but if they don't do anything for you, fuck 'em.

Why is the dice a bad thing?

There's nothing wrong with D&D.

But then again, it depends on who you're playing with.

Because there are some fuckers out there.

But could I handle the Coast Guard?

It's supposed to be the easiest of all the branches.

It's actually a pretty cool job.

Hey man, even if you're not partying, you're still cruising the world.

That's pretty awesome.

I bet he gets into all the good after parties though.

Why would he have this rookie help out?

He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

Eh, fair enough.

Got the wrong little bond at the time.

Know exactly what I was saying.

A Moby Dick, yeah that's gotta be my fucking boat's name if I ever get one.

Does that mean shit to me?

I know that's like your standard cruise like uniform

There might be a lot of a uniform from Robotech if you guys ever seen that old anime you may know what I'm talking about

No, no, that's fucking terrifying.

Don't let that asshole drive the boat.

There's only hundreds of lives on this motherfucker.

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