Pantyhose Probation - Goddess Brianna

that's why I've showed up here today.

I know, I know.

I mean, you can go have a seat if you like.

I mean, you know.

I'm here to inspect you, Armando.

Turn around and assume the position, you know what to do.

Turn around.

Now you know there's a thousand foot rule with you.

Can't be near pantyhose within a thousand feet.

I understand.

And...

Armando, what am I finding in your back pocket?

Is this why you've not shown up?

No, no, no, I mean, those, I don't know.

You're a sexual offender, Armando,

and this is completely out of line.

I honestly, I don't know how those got there.

Those are not, you know.

Obviously, you don't know how they got here.

I'm gonna have to take you in.

No, no, I can't, I can't, I can't.

Again, it's just...

I can't do it.

You can't?

Well, if you can't, Armando,

we're gonna just have to work out another way.

Do you know what this is?

This is a chastity belt.

This locks on your penis.

In my opinion, they should make these

for every sexual offender.

The GPS tracking unit on it.

Strip down.

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