Paige Measures the Pathetic Tiny Penis and Then Two Different Sized Dildos
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Everyone's favorite Paige is back to see how Jack measures up. Watch her break out a measuring tape, she measures Jack pathetic penis and than two different sized dildos. She compares Jacks pathetic penis to the dildos. She goes on how little Jack doesnt match up. She jerks him off, making fun of him the whole time. Poor Jack, I feel bad for him even though i'm behind the camera and laughing at him, I can't help it...we both made fun of him hysterically and Laughing when his little wee wee spits out all over Page's hand.
發佈者 mytinydick
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Hi.
Hi.
I just wanted to see this penis,
if you wanna call it that, for one more time.
I wanted to measure it.
I was curious.
If I can even get it out.
Yeah, I'm pulling it out.
You really do.
I don't even think we can get a measurement on this.
It's, I think, like a thumbnail.
Do you get it hard first?
I don't know if it is hard yet or not.
Well, we'll see.
It looks like it's getting there.
It's like a fat clit.
Oh wait, here comes the turtle's head down.
All right, I think it's as hard as it's gonna get.
Let's measure it out.
Okay.
Dress him for a suit.
You gonna make him a little outfit?
Yeah.
It's like three, like two and a half inches, I think.
Right, what do you think?
That's what it looks like.
Like three, it's about three, I think.
That is so bad.
That's hard though.
When it's not hard, it's probably this big.
Like negative.
Negative five.
It's inverted, let's compare it to other penises.
The blue penis.
Are you sure this is guy?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Not much of one, but.
Do this one.
This is five inches.
It looks so small.
And this is small.
I know.
Now let's get the big cock out.
Okay, this is a male penis.
Yeah, that's nice.
That's the one I would like.
It's very nice and thick.
Yeah, definitely nothing like that.
Oh my God.
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