Outtake fail video where I want to piss directly on my phone using a waterproof case and a catheter

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Unfortunately I got a message just as I was about to start on the loo and trying to clear it from my screen opened it up properly which stopped the filming. Gaaaaah! Anyway, after a couple drinks and a couple hours I got back to it, a little more prepared this time. The full eight minute version of that video will be available for my fans on FapHouse in a few days. The rest of you will have to wait patiently for some little clips to appear here…

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Hey, hey, hey! How are you?

I need the loo and I am just going to detour into the bedroom to get the little light.

Oh, I'm thinking let's maybe do...

Should we do a catheter week today?

Just a second. I've got a...

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Oh no, what have I done with it?

Right, OK, so I've got this case thing to put your phone in and I'm just wondering...

So I've got it for, yeah, putting my phone in.

Let's come into the light a bit.

And, um, um, um...

So I can piss on it basically.

Like that.

Oh, let's see.

Oh, no.

Um...

Right.

Add some protection.

I can still see pretty well.

So...

Um, right.

Light in here.

Yeah.

Um, that's that.

Right.

How shall we do this?

Oh, I need to give myself a bit of a wash first.

That's one of the things.

But no.

Um, there's the little...

Ah, no.

I am a giant jug in here at the moment.

Um...

Sorry.

Not very prepared, but you know what I'm like.

Spontaneous videos.

OK.

So...

Oh!

I need to not wee.

I need to remember not to wee.

Don't let me wee.

Um...

This is...

Oh!

Oh, now this could be a thing.

I'm not sure what to say.

Um, I'm hopping across the bin.

Oh!

Oh, no.

Disaster!

Disaster.

The case was a bit thinner.

Oh, just a second.

Just a second.

There was some kind of peggy clip right here.

OK.

Right.

Random little clip thing.

And there's a strap.

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