Oops, My Stepmom Tripped On My Dick! Again! Jane Cane, Shiny Cock Films
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Oops, My Stepmom Tripped On My Dick! Again! Jane Cane, Shiny Cock Films
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Oh my god, Jane, what are you doing?
Hey, what's up?
What are you wearing?
Well, I saw this show on the Netflix about these derby girls, and it looked so fun, and they wore fun stuff like this.
So I went out to the mall, and I got this, which I understand is a little brisket, but I want to practice.
I want to be like them. It looks so fun. I'm going to try out. There's got to be a team around here somewhere.
I mean, I get it, but shouldn't you be practicing on pavement maybe?
Honey, this is a country, and pavement for miles. I've got to deal with what I've got. This is what I've got.
So look, now that you're here, can I take you for just five minutes and time me? Will you time me?
I'm getting really good. Come on.
Alright, yeah, sure.
Alright!
Here I come!
Alright, let's go.
Here I come!
I've got to get faster if I'm going to be a derby girl.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Oops! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, God! Oh, honey, my back!
I can't!
Oh, God! I can't move!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, what do we do?
What do we do?
Oh, I'm so sorry!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! They're never going to let me be a derby girl if I'm this klutzy!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
I can't!
Oh, God! I can't get up, honey!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Just let me sit here for a minute.
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