Online Slave Drones

Oh my gosh.

OK.

So I got this email from Semitommy yesterday, I think.

Or maybe Friday.

Oh my gosh.

I got the funniest email ever the other day from Indian Slade.

He does all these promotional things.

Half the time I type back to him.

I'm just fucking with him half the time.

I don't remember what the rest of the guys

when we have them do for us because we're so laid out.

We just don't have to--

I don't know.

Half the time I'm just fucking talking back to him.

Just do this.

Like, I don't care.

Just do this.

These guys are the luckiest guys in the entire world.

Do you ladies agree?

Oh, yeah.

We love them.

When they get emails back from us, they are freaking lucky.

As hell.

I would personally be more than pleased to receive anything

from girls like us.

I mean, do you see us?

Yeah.

Please.

Freaking hot.

Like, do we deserve any less?

No.

Nothing less.

Anything more.

Definitely more.

Are you kidding me?

They need to continue to do everything that we say.

When we get our emails, when people email us,

and we direct them to all the work they need to do over

and beyond what we tell them to do.

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