One ring to rule them all - XXX Pawn
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Whats up fuckers, this week I have something real special for ya'll. Some slutty looking chick came in to my shop trying to sell a ring she had acquired from some fella she had met the night..
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Excuse me miss, we have a no shoes no service policy here.
Well I do apologize.
Well I don't want your dirty feet all on my carpet. I just had it washed.
All right, thank you.
So you're selling your shoes? No sir, I actually have a ring I would like to see. Good, because I don't buy shoes.
Um, what the fuck is this? It's a NFL football players ring. It's what now? It's a football players ring. This is a replica. It really is. I see this kind of thing all the time.
No, it's real. It's legit. Look. You think I'm going to trust a girl with no shoes with a Super Bowl ring? Yes, because these are pictures of us from last night. What in the world? Yeah.
How's it going man? Can I help you? Just a moment. Okay. Get the fuck out of here. Where do you dance? You dance over there at the oyster trap? I don't dance. Me and my girls, we just went out for her birthday.
Oh, is that right? And then you ended up with a Super Bowl ring? With a NFL player? He could have one of his favorite shoes. It's one of my favorites.
Look at this. Wait, hold on. If I'm not mistaken, you're wearing the exact same thing now. When did you take this? Last night. Oh damn, it's one of those, huh?
Oh, and you got your shoes off. I see what's going on here. It's one of those struts of shame type deals. The walk of shame. So you got a... I got a... He gave you the old...
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