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Fucking Trevor McDonald

Trevor McDonald?

Do you wanna watch er...

...Balamori?

That's what?

Hey, you know that girl Lisa?

Who?

Lisa

Oh yeah, that one with the tits?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, big tits

Yeah, yeah

You fucked her?

Yeah

Dude

That was one

Although she's a bit young now

Is she?

What?

Yeah, she's just turned 18

Just 18? That's alright

Yeah, but I'm 27

So?

Not in America

She lives in this place

Have you ever heard of an older woman?

Older woman?

What, like one year older?

Or like older, older?

No, I mean like older, older

Like your mum older?

No

Like someone's mum older?

Like 40's older

Mummy age?

Yeah, mumsie

Not really

Like a mother

I think, I've heard they know best though

Yeah

About sex and shit

Can like bury a bosom in mummily bosoms

Mummily?

Mummily bosoms

Yeah, prestige mummily bosoms

It would be good

Hey, what's the name who lives next door?

Mrs Swinger

Mrs Swinger, yeah

For fuck sake, her name's Mrs Swinger

It is?

I think that's like Swedish or something

It's better than Margaret anyway

Is it?

What, Mrs Margaret?

No, no, no, no

Oh, Margaret over there

Oh, right

Yeah, she just had a hip replacement

And Barb's four

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