Oh my god, do you have a boner right now?!

Johnny got his fucking nose bladed.

Oh, those guys suck.

Crazy.

Oh, that hurts just thinking about it.

Glad it wasn't me.

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Oh, okay.

So, I have to tell you something, like...

What's up?

Um, like, it's getting annoying.

Like, every guy in school comes up to me

and tells me they're obsessed with you

because of your boobs.

My boobs? Are you serious?

I have a brain.

I mean, don't get mad at me.

I'm just the messenger.

I'm just telling you what guys say,

but it's just annoying me because it's like every day.

I'm sorry. I need to calm down.

It's not your fault.

But guys are such pervs. I can't.

Mm-mm.

Yeah, I mean, I agree.

I mean, do they--

No, do they even know what it's like

to carry these around all day?

They're heavy.

They hurt.

Really?

Yes.

I didn't know that.

There's a lot of weight,

and speaking of right now,

my back is already aching from them.

Hmm.

Do you care to rub my back a little bit?

What?

Do you want to rub my back a little bit

to help with this pain?

Um, okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I'm telling you, I carry around--

That's going to help?

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