Office interview goes good all black tux

Hello, I'm Olga.

Fix you up with something today?

Too late, sorry, we're a bit informal in this office.

We got it all down to Mr. Brown's new legislation

to become more informal in the work environment,

I'm sure you understand.

So where are you from, Olga?

Russia.

You're from Russia?

Yeah.

Okay, so why don't you come to England

to try and get a job?

Oh yeah, I need a job.

Yes, you need a job.

Okay, well, okay Perkins,

these are the latest ones up here, aren't they?

Yes, okay.

So young lady, if you'd just like to maybe

have a look at a couple of the--

I like this style.

Yes, but other people have to look at those,

so perhaps you'd like to,

yes, Olga.

Yes, I think this is right, sit down here.

Well, I tell you what, I'm gonna tell you this

because I don't think any of those up there

are gonna be suitable for you,

especially the way you've turned up today

and the way you're dressed,

which is way interesting, isn't it, Perkins?

Why?

Well, now, what's that job,

it was Canterbury, wasn't it, that club?

Yes, we have a very interesting opportunity for you

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