Off The Record - ep 11 - Might Have Fucked Up By RedLady2K

So I kept on slapping her face until I just came up and I woke up here and I'm just... I don't know. I guess I'm just beating up my friend.

Just a little party.

Again, we already partied.

Fucking hell.

Hey, listen.

Give me a second.

And he... what?

You done?

Why so edgy, my man?

I'm not, but you're cleaning this mess by yourself this time.

Okay, fair. I don't know what's going on here, but this must definitely be a dream.

There is no way I have a friend that just like Spider-Man walks on the ceiling. Like that is out of the question.

I'm going out with the ***** tonight. Have you seen my jacket? Did you take it again?

Um, it was a little accident. I'll take it to the laundry yard later, okay?

For fuck's sake, if I had time I'd kick your ass.

Alright, what are you going to dump her already?

I won't.

Please, Matt, I know you in and out.

There's so many other fish in the sea to fuck and you settle with one. For what kind of perks exactly?

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