Off the Record (EP 08)

Oh no, I hear that music.

That's a god damn, yeah, strip club.

Ah shit.

Fuck you dude.

Oh god, what is that douche tattoo you have on your neck?

do you feel important now? you slowed me down by like five seconds

oh man oh hello don't mind me I'm just eyeing the merchandise

damn

see you are the smart one here

gonna take your clothes off getting paid

just gotta show you the top of your cleavage and you're good to go

music's actually got me kind of trance for a second I have a weakness for this

type of shit not gonna lie

Yeah, that'd be kinda weird.

I mean, the first thing I think is like, "Are you a cop?"

And they're gonna look at you like, "Nah, you're too douchey to be a cop."

I don't know the short blonde the short haired blonde girls kind of what I'm eyeing right now

I got a weakness for short hair. Don't know what it is

Hey dude, this is the wise girl. You're not getting in her pants. Get in your own league motherfucker

Choose all in order. Okay, so that's about the club first

How does that work? Or is this some weird hipster thing?

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