NuruMassage nephew gets in his new not auntie

Well, everyone knows I work here, but wait a minute.

Are you trying to say that you're looking to get a massage from me?

I mean, yeah, from this establishment. I heard good things about this place, so I wanted to check it out.

Well, I'm more than happy to refer you to one of my co-workers, but I don't think it's appropriate that I give you a massage.

I mean, you know what goes on here, right, Jay?

Yeah, that's the reason why I'm here.

Well, like ********** offense, but I don't think it's appropriate.

Hold on, hold on. I mean, wait a second. I am a paying customer, and I can ask for service in this place, right?

Excuse me, but we, as in I, have the right to refuse service.

And I'm sorry, but you treating me like that, whether you're family or not, is not acceptable.

Well, we're technically not family, and I spoke to your boss, and he told me that recently there have been quite a few complaints, and it's not that I'm going to tell anything.

I see what you're doing.

But we in the family would never do that, right? Take care of each other.

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