No One Will See Us Here, I Promise!

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The hot blonde campers AJ Applegate and Mia Malkova do a romantic trip in the mountains where they will be able to be as passionate and intimate as they want without any distraction.

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Wait, what?

You guys are so fucking talented!

I can fuck better than any guy.

What talentless hacks are trying to call themselves movie stars these days?

And this Mia Malkova, she's the worst.

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She would have never gotten a role back in my day.

You wanted to talk to us, Mom?

Come, sit in the bed with me. I have to talk to both of you.

I need you to sign these forms.

They grant me power of attorney over your trust funds from your fathers.

Uh, can I...

That? I'm not signing this shit.

Are you trying to stress me?

Why? Why would you do that?

Stress you out?

Fuck off!

I'm not signing my-

I take thee at thy word.

Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized.

Henceforth, I will never be Romeo.

What man art thou that

thus be screened in night?

Stumbled upon my counsel?

By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am.

My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself

because it is an enemy to thee.

Had I it written, I would tear the word.

Holy shit, you like Shakespeare?

I love Shakespeare.

Romeo and Juliet's my favorite.

Me too.

I was supposed to play her in my school play,

but I don't think that's going to happen now.

Why not? You were great.

It's a long story.

Well, if it does happen, break a leg.

That's what my dad used to say.

It's just a saying.

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