NHS NIGHT SHIFT

For all you smokers out there, I hope you've been working alright.

I hope you're joining me.

Have a bit of fun.

Mmm.

Always good.

Get in, have a cigar.

Very nice.

Yes.

I hope you're joining me on this morning.

All you smoking fictitious people.

Now we'll have a bit of fun.

And we'll relax after a hard day's night.

Lovely.

Lovely.

Can't be a plane before you go to bed.

Catch you when you *****.

Yeah, lovely.

Mmm.

Very naughty, aren't we?

Smoking a plane.

Yes, lovely.

Very nice.

Mmm.

You enjoying your cigarettes out there?

Deep cools.

Helps you relax.

Get in position pretty nice.

Relax your wank.

Yeah.

Very nice.

Yeah, so shall we go for a walk now?

Yeah.

Very nice.

Very nice.

We know those enjoy your morning wanks after you've worked hard all night.

Yeah.

Beautiful.

Yeah, nice and relaxing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Make sure you have a cigarette while you wank.

It's always a little hard to avoid.

All you wankers out there.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Very nice.

Yeah.

Very nice.

Oh yeah, you're looking at my titties now, aren't you?

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