New Lesbian Roommate Gets Surprised By Hot Steamy Sex

Cool.

Oh, wow. This is great. I've always wanted to live by the beach. It's perfect.

Yeah, it's beautiful. Well, make yourself at home.

Oh, and by the way, if you want to have friends over or anything, that's totally cool.

Like, if your boyfriend wants to spend the night, no problem.

Oh, that's not going to be a problem.

Right. Because?

Because I don't have a boyfriend.

Oh, okay. That makes perfect sense.

Well, let me know if you need anything.

Alright.

Hey there, what are you reading?

Um, nothing. It was just something that a friend recommended.

About what?

It's about a lesbian relationship gone bad.

It's actually really fucking boring.

Because you're not a...

Because I'm not an idiot and the characters are incredibly two-dimensional.

Okay. Well, you have fun with that then.

Hey, Bobby, there's been something that's been kind of bothering me that I wanted to

talk to you about.

Yeah, I know.

You do?

Yeah, I get the hints, asking about the boyfriend and the books I'm reading.

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