Never piss off the tooth fairy
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This shorthaired slut sucked off the tooth fairy.
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Come in!
Hi, I'm the babysitter. Come on in.
Right this way.
I put him to bed around 9 o'clock.
Oh, and uh...
Oh wait, I forgot.
Listen, he lost his last tooth.
It's very important.
Put the tooth under the pillow.
He gets tooth fairy, you know.
He gets very upset if there's no tooth under the pillow.
Okay, I will not forget.
Alright, great. Listen, I'm going to put my shoes on.
Find my wallet and everything.
So, watch TV, do whatever you want.
Just make sure, please, after he goes to bed,
put the tooth under the pillow.
Very important.
Don't worry, I will.
You know what you told me the other day?
Yeah, exact.
I mean, does it make any sense?
I don't think so.
So you're still doing your homework, huh?
I should be doing that, but I hate this teacher.
I mean, no way I do homework for her.
I'm such a bitch.
No, seriously, giving us three hours of homework a day,
I don't think it's reasonable.
Nah, really.
And what did you do, other than that?
Really?
Oh, cookbook.
Wow.
No kidding.
You know?
That macaroni we ate the other day,
it might butter me up.
So anyway, there was a...
Anyway, let's try this again.
So anyway, there was a...
Anyway, let's try this again.
So I've run out.
And there's a few more columns.
But hopefully you'll get back to it.
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