Never Had a Gift Like This Trailer

I'm not even your father.

Well, you raised me like one

and I really appreciate you for that.

So, what do you want?

Trump is president.

Come on, be serious.

What do you want for Father's Day?

I don't need anything.

Come on, quit being so synthetic.

What?

What did you say?

Was that like that imitation crab meat shit?

You're being mean.

You didn't even tell me what you wanted.

If I tell you, will you leave me alone?

Of course, I just wanna make you happy, Grandpa.

Well, find me a woman to fuck then.

It's not like I can just go to the mall

and find someone to fuck me.

I might be an old geezer, but I have needs too, you know?

I mean, you're right.

I guess I didn't really think about that before.

What, you don't think your sweet old grandpa can fuck?

Listen, I'm gonna go make honor for my name.

What does that mean?

It means I'm gonna jack off.

Lizzy.

Grandpa, I have your present for you.

I'm here to bring you your present.

You told me to bring you a woman you can fuck,

so here I am.

I just wanna make you happy.

I wanna see you smile.

Oh my God, that feels so good, Grandpa.

Make my pretty face, Grandpa.